Two things that would happen if I lived in this house by myself:
1.) garage becomes weed growing shed
2.) I line the fences with bamboo so my dogs don’t see as many squirrels to bark at
3.) I be naked like all the time
4.) that wasnt two things that was three
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
He also has his own Pope-mobile. It’s hilarious. Disney put so much detail into this stuff it’s not even funny.
I wish I had the courage not to go to college
Emily found out I ate 4 Popsicles at her house one night. Said she was proud of me. True friendship.
I’m sick but I’m horny. Fuck me
I’m feeling so shitty from Paxil withdrawals and I’m pretty anxious on top of that
Going to go try not to pass out at a staff meeting lets see how this goes
I think I’m having Paxil withdrawals
I feel so incredibly sick I’ve felt this way for a couple weeks something is terribly wrong
Oh my god I took a million screen shots of that conversation too, I have this theory that we’re actually the same person.
You’re just keeping them to blackmail me with when I have a high profile public legal battle (we both know its inevitable). And in a sense yes; we’re soulmates. But not romantically because u won’t get over yourself and kiss me or something.
It would be weird if we dated it would be like dividing by 0 or something
That was such a nerdy comparison